Showing posts with label April Fools. Show all posts
Showing posts with label April Fools. Show all posts

07 November 2010

Idle hands are the devil's workshop.....

Or....
maybe they are just an opportunity to 
irritate the heck out of everyone in earshot....

Have you noticed,
that men don't have enough to do.....
or it would seem...

How many times have you been in your home,
minding your own business....
and suddenly you hear a 
BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP
BEEP



BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Really?
Seriously?
Does it actually help to hit that button 20-hundred times?

I am sure not.

I simply hit the button once,
and my sweet Fit,
silently
unobtrusively,
politely,
locks itself.
Period.

What is the purpose of multi-beeping?
Does it draw attention to the lonely?
Does it give you a more intense feeling of security?
Does is prove that Dad gave you the keys?
You've passed the driver's test?
You are bored?
Stupid?


That's how I see life 
in the side-view mirror.....
smiles

01 April 2009

April's Fool.....


Pig's fly...
Dogs "oink"....
Cats swimmin'....
Bird's Bark....
It's rainin' UP!
Kids are quiet....
Old ladies are ridin' unicycles...
Old Men aren't complainin'....
School's in meditation...
Firehouse is setting up a Bar-B-Que....
Banks are givin away money....
No...
Wait...
it's
APRIL FOOLS!