I can't remember....

What you may ask?

Well, just about anything...

My mind flits about like a hummingbird...

They tell me it is normal for

Menopausal women to be forgetful..

but this is bordering on just sick...

I make plans...

I forget plans...

I make a date...

I forget the date....

I forget what I am doing

in the middle of doing it...

They also tell me it will get better when I am

fully "menopausaled"....

What does that mean?

That I will have a memory and be completely

hormone deficient?

Whatever...

I also seem to have misplaced my reading glasses....