08 November 2010

And, they had to ask....

Do you suffer from Delusional Holiday Gift Sewing?


The magazine
asks.....

Now let me set the record absolutely straight....
I am not an accomplished seamstress.
I am not an enthusiastic sewer even....
I always pray before putting the presser foot down....
especially lately.

My sweet baboo spent an extended business trip in 
Shanghai recently.

On previous trips,
he asked what I might like....
I said pearls.
He brought me 
earrings,
necklace(s),
and a ring!

Whew!
I love them all 
and frankly, am a bit 
humbled that he would
go to so much trouble,
and expense.

So,
as he was packing for this trip,
he asked again,
"What can I bring you?"
I was prepared this time.
I said that I would love some silk fabric,
so that I could make a blouse.

He came back with the most luxurious fabric you could ever imagine.
And his business partner mentioned how expensive it was.....
Yipes!

So, you see.....
when I sat down to pick a pattern for this fabric,
I was especially cognizant of the difficulty of each 
option.



I have completed 2 out of the three patterns I chose.
(They are being completed by a monkey with 12 thumbs,...me.)

My eyesight is in transition,
(menopause)
and thus, 
I can hardly thread the needle.



So,
back to the 
"Question From Vogue Magazine"...
the answer is 

YES!

I apparently got all cocky....
big-headed....
looney....
(you get the picture),
because I started to plan to make all 
of my Christmas gifts.....

Handbags for girlfriends,
scarfs for others,
felt phone covers for guys,
hats for others,
laptop protectors for some,
and simple stockings for others.....


What am I thinking?

It is November 8th for Pete's Sake!

Guess I should be grateful that a magazine 
brought me back down to earth....

Now, I wonder where that glue gun is?
smiles....







07 November 2010

Idle hands are the devil's workshop.....

Or....
maybe they are just an opportunity to 
irritate the heck out of everyone in earshot....

Have you noticed,
that men don't have enough to do.....
or it would seem...

How many times have you been in your home,
minding your own business....
and suddenly you hear a 
BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP
BEEP



BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Really?
Seriously?
Does it actually help to hit that button 20-hundred times?

I am sure not.

I simply hit the button once,
and my sweet Fit,
silently
unobtrusively,
politely,
locks itself.
Period.

What is the purpose of multi-beeping?
Does it draw attention to the lonely?
Does it give you a more intense feeling of security?
Does is prove that Dad gave you the keys?
You've passed the driver's test?
You are bored?
Stupid?


That's how I see life 
in the side-view mirror.....
smiles